Zombie Jesus, the Movie - 9/27/2008

I'm not about to sit here and lie to you, so I won't claim to have originated the whole Zombie Jesus conceit...as the brilliant and sorely missed Futurama is to thank for THAT phrase.  However, I would like to expand their idea into a feature film where Jesus comes back, only as a killer zombie since...you know..apparently he was crucified.  So I'm thinking about setting it after he arose from his cave on the third day, only instead of preaching to the masses, he devours their brains.  The tagline will read something like "He came back to save mankind, for LUNCH!" 

Soon God will realize that his Son's ascension didn't quite go according to plan, and so He sends angels down to retrieve him, only Jesus infects them with his zombitus and thus an army of zombies is unleashed upon the earth.  Eventually, God resigns to allow the Devil to walk the earth again, but only for as long as it takes him to kill the zombie angels and utterly destroys Zombie Jesus, so his soul can return to Heaven.  It'll be a kick-ass zombie/war film with blood, gore, laughs, and ...hope.  It'll be sure to offend Christians and idiots (and?) everywhere.  Whattya think?  Is this a movie you'd like to see or WHAT?