About the Antichrist - 7/1/2008

What can I say?  The Antichrist intrigues me.  Whether he's a guy or a girl, one things certain.  I would like to get to know them.  I bet you anything they're incredibly likeable.  Not only that, but to do what they have to do, they'd almost certainly be intelligent, powerful, and interesting.  And hell, if he's not the funniest, most sarcastic person in the world, I would be very surprised.  Seriously, what more could you ask for in a friend? 

Sometimes I have delusions of grandeur and I contemplate the possibility of myself being the Antichrist, but then I realize that I have too much compassion for people...and I also have no powers whatsoever.  Moreover, I lack the resources, and . . let's face it. . .the intellect to be someone that significant.   But I don't really give a (what?) because that's too much damn responsibility....(whatever he/she comes to earth for, it probably involves a lot of effort).  Also, I wouldn't doubt for a second that the Antichrist is "in" on it with the Christ, and that they're best of friends. Remember how we were going to write a script and/or book about this woman, well...DO YOU!?!?

My dad believes that Adolph Hitler was A Antichrist, not THE...which leads me to the question, how many of these guys are there?  Obviously there's Voldemort, Vader, Caleb, and your mother ....but who in this dimension, in the now time....could be the infamous villain that's so very instrumental in the last days?  Don't you DARE say George W. Bush either, that man is pure evil....a petulant, ignorant psychopath that's less ensouled than your garden-variety inanimate object.  Believe me when I say that when I come back from MoPH for a visit, one of the first things I do will be to mess with that man's day in the bad way.  

At any rate, is there anyone you know who's affable, genuinely interesting, and possesses an ungodly amount of influence and control?  And do you suspect that person to be the Antichrist?  If not, would you go ahead and pray with me for this person's arrival?  We need to jump-start this Armageddon scenario already, living in the pre-show is frustrating beyond measure.  It's like foreplay without any release, I want to get off already!